macbook是無敵鐵金剛的化身嗎 - MAC

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By Hedwig
at 2014-08-14T22:23

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作者: uu960109 (宇宙一隻貓) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] macbook是無敵鐵金剛的化身嗎
時間: Wed Aug 13 17:02:11 2014

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笨版首po+手機發文


現役筆電是apple MacBook air，
本衰人原本坐在地上玩電腦(筆電放桌上)，
突然想要換個位子，於是抱著筆電站起來的那瞬間………

「碰！！！」一聲，
手滑掉了 筆電直接肘擊玻璃桌

筆電目前的樣子
http://i.imgur.com/Ee8bpyB.jpg

目前桌子的樣子
http://i.imgur.com/QNnZFXL.jpg
(請忽略下方雜亂的塑膠袋XD)

筆電只有左下角被割傷，
但桌子直接變成兩半ORZ

現在全家正前往傢俱店的路上…









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Tags: MAC

All Comments

Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-08-19T01:32
太誇張了......
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-08-20T19:48
筆電界的3310
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-08-21T09:01
同是MacBook使用者 摔過受小撞傷
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-08-25T05:33
哈哈
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2014-08-29T19:23
Nokia已經過時了，現在是macbook的時代
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2014-09-01T09:07
玻璃本來就比較弱
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-09-01T22:36
我的有撞凹耶
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-09-05T07:45
這樣在床上玩macbook要小心你的＿＿
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-09-09T15:50
其實很合理 從中間斷 不過有笑有推
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-09-10T07:09
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-09-13T04:06
我的macbook之前把我的背包撞凹 還好背包是軟的
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2014-09-14T04:21
XDDD 幸好沒掉到地面啊~~~那得換房子XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2014-09-15T22:33
太強了…
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-09-18T09:18
好險你只是撞桌子..兩台macbook互撞會產生大爆炸
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-09-21T21:26
旁邊的椅子（？）好可愛～
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-09-23T16:33
有點強
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-09-24T06:09
太強大了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-09-26T18:58
這個有點屌
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-09-28T12:52
神筆電
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-10-01T11:02
太厲害惹
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-10-01T18:07
不知道如果是撞到3310會怎樣
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-10-02T10:05
被3310附身的macbook
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-10-05T21:40
矛盾大對決!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-10T12:43
還好沒砸到腳不然原po就掰咖惹
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-10-12T07:19
太強大了@@
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2014-10-14T21:45
不是有一篇新聞說，有人在高速公路上被天降IPad K
中，車頭爆了，平板插在裡面，毫髮無傷，還可以用…
…
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-10-19T00:11
幹wwwwwwww
William avatar
By William
at 2014-10-20T10:33
所以別再說拿蘋果的只是潮了 他還有防衛作用
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2014-10-20T15:40
其實他是臥底3310，想搜刮原po的資料
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-10-20T17:41
原po使出了隔山打牛的招數
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-10-23T22:56
之前還有一次筆電的角刮到學校的木頭桌子，結果桌子馬上
出現一條很明顯的傷痕= =
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-10-27T20:49
決定買mac了XDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-10-31T15:24
太強了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2014-11-03T13:17
生火文 想買
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-11-06T04:23
超薄鋁合金就是結實。
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-11-10T12:00
太神啦!!!!這桌子>>>_<<<
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-11T04:42
推掉地上換房子XDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-11-11T14:59
我的MAC掉在地上 磁磚還凹進去....MAC長相跟原PO一樣
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-11-15T00:09
神蘋果XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-11-17T18:30
新聞:本台專訪 某市某路正有一群惡少以蘋果書鬥毆
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-11-17T20:28
上次掉到地上直接砸出個坑 我現在都還沒爬出來
David avatar
By David
at 2014-11-22T02:29
哈哈哈害我要用桌角護貼拿來貼macbook免得砸爛傢俱
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-23T14:46
我明天也要去貼保護貼了QQ
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-11-24T01:35
加油
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-11-26T19:04
好強大哈哈哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-11-29T20:29
用蘋果鬥毆也要蠻有錢的 不然無法入場(?)
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-12-01T00:38
3310輸了
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-12-05T06:03
好強大！
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-12-06T16:56
太強了吧XDDDDDDD
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-12-09T23:09
有被MacBook Pro 13 砸到腳趾，當場眼淚用噴的...不跨
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-12-13T12:06
下癢
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-12-13T17:57
覺得奇特
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2014-12-13T20:57
被Mac砸到腳拇趾，指甲到現在都沒長出來...
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2014-12-14T19:01
新聞:MAC熱銷，疑遭黑道分子作為武器鬥毆使用
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-12-19T00:07
XD這是生火文吧!!!!
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-12-20T01:04
突然想到我朋友打lol打到不爽就用力拍了一下他的mac
然後他電腦就送修了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-12-20T21:50
XDDD 和3310互撞看看
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-12-22T05:25
還好有桌子 不然地板就裂了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-12-26T16:01
還好有桌子..不然樓下的腦袋就裂了~
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-12-29T02:25
XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-12-31T11:38
家裡木地板都裂了？？？
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-04T17:01
這是Mac的廣告文了吧XD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-01-05T07:43
用3310 跟 mac 來個矛盾大對決吧!!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-09T01:17
有點強 是說旁邊的草莓椅超可愛
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-01-12T11:24
樓上 那兩張是番茄椅XDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-14T23:24
只要有MACBOOK, 你也可以當超人，根本就是3310的繼承
者
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-01-19T13:49
可以拿來擋子彈了！
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-23T20:14
之前不是主打可以切菜切蘋果？
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-01-27T04:15
感覺可以拿來防身
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-01-28T18:05
我才是變形金剛吧小時候用背擊碎了玻璃桌
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-01-30T03:47
誇張
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-02-01T15:48
靠妖XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-02-02T17:48
桌子不是原本就那樣的造型嗎 0.0
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-02-05T10:08
太好笑了 那pro可能會炸掉地板
James avatar
By James
at 2015-02-07T07:25
哇
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-02-10T03:15
XXDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-02-12T19:47
有圖有真相 桌子裂兩半後往中間滑落了QQ http://i.imgur
.com/61coPHm.jpg
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-02-13T21:39
XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-02-18T05:58
重貼 http://ppt.cc/oULX
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-02-21T21:58
玻璃桌的樣式竟然跟我家的完全相同..
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-23T14:35
樓上 那是我一出生就買的沙發組 也太巧了XDDDDD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-02-27T16:46
我們家也有那個番茄椅!! 小時候會把它全部摺起來
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-03-04T15:00
蘋果也開始生產生化武器了？
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-03-07T12:21
目瞪口呆 0口0…
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-03-09T00:20
只有我覺得草莓跟蕃茄很好笑嗎XDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-03-10T03:54
蘋果可以出iHelmet和iArmor啦!
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-03-12T06:30
我小時候也會！折起來然後坐下去XD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-03-15T03:13
桌子救了地球 XDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-03-19T11:30
繼3310後新一代利器出現啦！！！
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-03-20T16:40
推 摔到地板換房子XDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-03-21T20:32
不知道為什麼我想到[華碩品質 堅若磐石]=_=
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-03-23T16:55
3310上身無誤
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-03-26T13:18
我的macbook也因為筆電胞壞掉掉在地上過，現在有點彎彎的
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-03-29T12:12
我的目光也在番茄椅XD 怎麼大家家裡都有壓XD
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-04-02T17:37
XDDD有笑有推
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-04-05T06:35
金屬撞玻璃 正常的吧
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-04-08T14:49
還好掉的不是3310 不然現在全家正前往的會是房仲業
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-04-09T16:13
傳說中的第八大武器(?) 可以擋 可以砍XDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-04-14T14:58
你拿別的筆電這樣撞玻璃也是一樣的結果好嗎 跟MAC有什麼
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-04-16T20:39
有笑有推~
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-04-20T22:45
3310Mac
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-04-25T15:21
XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-04-29T18:19
霸氣全開的手肘
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-05-03T16:17
記得好幾年前的九月21號不小心把mac掉到地上，然後...
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-05-07T19:22
那兩個蕃茄椅子好可愛^3^ （重點誤）
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-05-08T17:25
因為是用mac撞壞的才打mac,不然要打acer嗎^^ 而且我也沒
有說只有mac才能撞壞玻璃哦
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-05-11T12:17
應該不是強化玻璃，不然會整片碎掉XD
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-05-13T15:59
http://youtu.be/rZvMlzVxQJE 因為夠薄導致應力集中
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-05-16T19:24
然後就...記得剛上市時有人PO出手肘被割傷的照片...
John avatar
By John
at 2015-05-19T23:38
http://youtu.be/wtTJKtXyx_Q
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-05-21T20:06
http://youtu.be/GkMp6B4s2K8 根本就是兇器嘛...
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-05-24T10:09
樓上網址剛開始乍看好像手指，嚇死我了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-05-27T22:50
以後還是巴結點 闔上 放好 再換位子 你該慶幸迎接它落地
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-05-28T04:54
的不是腳趾
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-06-01T16:02
玻璃從側面撞擊本來就會這樣啊
James avatar
By James
at 2015-06-04T20:20
好好笑XDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-06-09T17:10
太強了
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-06-12T19:45
MBA從側面摔下去....對那片玻璃來說根本是刀子啊

word複製貼上突然失效

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