一臉羊樣 - 3C

By Carol
at 2016-04-23T14:39

Table of Contents

剛剛去組電腦

雖然在組之前有板友說不要顯現出一臉羊樣

盡量少說話不然就會被宰掉...

雖然小魯有事先做好內心小劇場模擬

結果到現場時講話結結巴巴還會抖

感覺店員也發覺到我是羊...

雖然店員一度有想把我的PSU換掉

後來腦中突然想起眾板友的聲音

不要隨便改單才撐住

有沒有一臉羊樣怎麼改善的八卦?

難道真的只能戴口罩了?

咩~

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By Isla
at 2016-04-27T18:21

五樓的習慣是摳屁眼聞六樓最愛

By Hazel
at 2016-05-01T02:40

五樓像一隻雞八

By Yedda
at 2016-05-01T10:50

冒險蓋
超☆冒險蓋

By Edith
at 2016-05-05T14:28

是指體位嗎^^

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-07T21:59

線上買就好了

By Lily
at 2016-05-10T11:04

我剛從國外回來，不太會講中文

By Rachel
at 2016-05-14T12:51

羊不是會有味道嗎?

By Jake
at 2016-05-16T00:08

咩～～～～～

By Kristin
at 2016-05-17T03:22

有什麼關係你不換他也不能拿你怎樣

By Puput
at 2016-05-20T07:16

你就口氣很差地跟他說：洗三小？

By Tom
at 2016-05-21T15:14

在電蝦看到的情報拿去跟他閒聊例如問他帕斯卡什麼
時後上市

By Jack
at 2016-05-25T10:04

講話句尾不要加咩，董咩??
不然開大決：我有上PTT，不要洗我單!!

By Quintina
at 2016-05-25T20:22

通常店員就會臉黑黑的幫你打發票了

By Lily
at 2016-05-29T07:25

網路下單不用看店員臉色不用出門萬事ok

By Rae
at 2016-05-31T13:37

被洗單就罵店員R (′◎ω●‵)

By Oscar
at 2016-06-01T09:34

咩

By Regina
at 2016-06-03T16:34

網路下單店員會回電跟你確認還是有機率被洗R

By Joe
at 2016-06-07T14:30

咩

By Ula
at 2016-06-07T23:01

戴口罩聽起來是不錯的方法?

By Zanna
at 2016-06-09T17:08

店員說你不要被網路上那些人給騙了

By Anthony
at 2016-06-13T03:24

用QQ當發語詞

By Oliver
at 2016-06-16T19:10

⊂(‵･ω･)⊃店員倒是蠻好奇我的單的來源一直問

By George
at 2016-06-21T11:58

你隨便說什麼來源，他都會說那來源不好，換他的單

By Regina
at 2016-06-25T01:25

要洗你單不會怕沒理由

By Ula
at 2016-06-29T01:16

你就說欣亞叫你來這邊買的 (′◎ω●‵)

By Odelette
at 2016-06-29T10:30

沒錯

By Oscar
at 2016-07-01T18:00

樓上是說欣亞那一招嗎?

By Michael
at 2016-07-04T21:43

網路上選一選買一買就好，欣亞跟autobuy都有免費組

By David
at 2016-07-09T12:47

裝。autobuy一年內n次免費到府收回去幫你把脈檢修

By Valerie
at 2016-07-10T06:18

藏不住羊騷味啊

By Yuri
at 2016-07-14T08:13

一臉嚴肅正經彷彿全世界都欠你錢的樣子就行了

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-15T04:32

洗三小滿好笑的XD

By Adele
at 2016-07-19T15:52

帶芳香劑，蓋掉羊騷味

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-20T01:03

網購

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-23T00:15

洗三小XDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-07-23T03:33

這些都是網友吹捧出來的我們是專業的店家

By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-27T13:27

http://imgur.com/ecSFilM 載這帽子在上!!

By Sandy
at 2016-07-29T12:15

帥哥店老闆看到我主機裡面有Arc 100就說:你買這顆會
後悔

By Erin
at 2016-07-30T23:04

海韻就對了

By Elma
at 2016-08-04T01:59

推洗三小要有8+9的氣勢壓過去

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-05T19:29

店家最怕的客人類型就是1.ㄧ直提問題 2.猶豫不決既
然無法掩蓋羊樣只要店家要洗你單就重複1和2 最後
再跟他說我還是照原單一輪下來相信他會想捏自己大
腿

By Eartha
at 2016-08-07T15:00

買之前活動送的微星技嘉華碩t袖穿

By Rachel
at 2016-08-11T19:45

氣勢重點是氣勢就跟有錢人大多有種氣場一樣的道理

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-12T01:02

以前我去嘉義nova的良興有個落咖微帥的帥哥大言不

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-13T08:08

慚的說全嘉義就他最會優化加速電腦沒人比得上他

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-08-15T20:36

拿一張布條上面寫“不要洗我單“貼在身上，再進去逛

By Liam
at 2016-08-16T03:57

那氣勢讓我笑到發抖～

By Caroline
at 2016-08-18T03:16

晚點到八德當羊看看好了

By Kama
at 2016-08-18T22:49

平板或手機打開原價屋菜單，遞給店員說能給多少

By Kumar
at 2016-08-23T06:48

我都特別裝羊在去...

By Selena
at 2016-08-24T21:47

基本上堅持原菜單這個原則就沒啥問題怕沒貨上原價

By Leila
at 2016-08-28T13:53

簡單啊不要表現出認真聽店家講話的樣子就好

By Madame
at 2016-09-01T22:51

身上沒錢再怎麼羊也不會有人理你啦

By James
at 2016-09-05T06:50

你只要不被洗單+記得大概的價格就算只會咩咩叫
也沒差啦

By Charlie
at 2016-09-06T23:52

我都網路下單但是他都沒問我耶

By Robert
at 2016-09-09T05:25

你就說洗單unpay

By Adele
at 2016-09-10T04:25

多跟人接觸，做好功課相信自己的判斷，就算一臉羊樣
也宰不到你，或是只用網購不跟人接觸誰知道你長怎樣

By Dinah
at 2016-09-10T07:52

講一句「照單子上面寫的」，然後戴耳機聽音樂就好

By Wallis
at 2016-09-10T18:05

菜單自己開好不要在同一間買比較不會某項被砍或說
沒貨

By Carol
at 2016-09-12T21:09

只要記得沒貨就謝謝掰掰店員說的再好聽也不會影響

By Xanthe
at 2016-09-13T08:30

裝寶寶就好

By Hazel
at 2016-09-16T01:29

戴大野狼頭套!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Doris
at 2016-09-18T04:43

有沒有尖叫大喊 "你不要改我的單啦~~~"?? ^_^

By Yedda
at 2016-09-20T05:30

裝羊去逛才好玩有時候聽店員豪洨心裡都
要憋笑XD

By Damian
at 2016-09-22T06:22

打扮宅樣~

By Yedda
at 2016-09-25T09:45

ㄏ

By Sarah
at 2016-09-27T08:27

可以披著狼皮~

一臉羊樣 - 3C

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