不要在廁所用AirPods (內文噁) - iOS

Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-11-28T03:22

Table of Contents

週末夜與家人同行吃麻辣鍋 大快朵頤之後
半夜3點肚子一陣絞動 睡醒跑去拉個屎

突然感覺一陣悶熱 忘記睡前戴著耳機

脫下衣服的瞬間 聽到清脆的咚 咚 兩聲—

兩耳都掉到水裡

看著拉一半的成果 硬著頭皮伸手去撈

半固體狀沾滿整個耳機

現在是用洗手乳洗一洗 放置陰乾

不知還有救嗎？
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Tags: iOS

All Comments

Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-11-28T17:07
我覺得重點是有再戴回去的勇氣嗎，心裡有陰影XD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-11-29T19:31
哇居然有人有跟我一樣的經驗XD拍拍
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-11-30T16:38
拿去隔壁板賣二手(誤
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-11-30T20:29
嘔嘔嘔嘔
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-12-01T04:35
一份airpods加辣謝謝
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-12-01T22:34
應該是睡覺不要戴耳機吧
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-12-05T10:19
睡覺戴耳機，很不好的習慣
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-12-05T15:38
隔壁二手價-$3000
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2020-12-09T15:18
嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-12-10T12:41
有筊杯的感覺
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-12-14T14:10
棒賽要脫衣服幹嘛？
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-12-18T09:52
賣二手 標題打女用機
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-12-21T23:43
用水洗不會壞喔？
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2020-12-23T20:39
跟我一模一樣的經驗
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-12-27T04:26
拉屎脫衣服不脫褲子
George avatar
By George
at 2020-12-31T14:51
不過我是掉進高鐵馬桶裡XD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2021-01-03T03:29
睡覺戴耳機是多想耳朵壞
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-01-04T04:54
二手女用的屎都是香的
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-01-05T22:48
放防潮箱一個禮拜
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2021-01-09T17:47
其實我懂脫光光棒賽的感覺，舒服
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2021-01-13T23:46
屎味，救不了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2021-01-15T03:25
二手賣應該會遭天遣XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-01-17T01:41
售女用AIRPODS
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-01-21T22:26
二手價賣，說九成九新這樣
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2021-01-26T06:19
售9.9成新二手女用耳機一副，附盒附香氣
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2021-01-29T19:34
我也脫光光棒賽 讚讚讚
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-02-01T13:08
原味耳機
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-02-05T13:49
應該說還好有感覺掉了 不然沖下去都不知道
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2021-02-07T08:15
帶著不放音樂也很降噪啊
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2021-02-11T03:36
洗一洗 二手女用機
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-02-15T09:34
https://i.imgur.com/ZHRyPGQ.gif
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2021-02-16T20:13
變AirPoos
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-02-18T05:04
不要睡覺聽耳機 耳朵要壞了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2021-02-19T23:15
嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-02-20T23:04
欸噁怕屎
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-02-21T06:06
我學長吃下肚 拉屎拉出來撿回來用
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2021-02-25T04:28
至少是自己拉的
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2021-03-01T23:56
這篇有味道
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-03-03T11:42
笑死 根本好真的是女用機
James avatar
By James
at 2021-03-04T00:31
耳朵也有屎啊，沒差啦
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-03-08T05:26
你幹嘛去撈= =
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-03-11T02:12
嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-03-15T22:47
AppleCare+拿去換新
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2021-03-17T01:21
為什麼會脫光便便 在外面也會脫光拉嗎XD？！
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-03-20T13:54
嘔嘔嘔 還有這些推文
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2021-03-23T19:17
macshop多了一篇airpods文就可以解決了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2021-03-24T09:39
看這篇後 我一定不會去買二手
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-03-27T02:39
臭
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-03-27T06:51
https://i.imgur.com/9AII1Hs.jpg
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-03-29T00:47
忘記睡前戴耳機 也太舒服
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-03-29T23:27
為啥你大號要脫衣服啊
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-03-30T00:40
習慣啊
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-03-30T15:29
以下開放脫衣服大便簽到：
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2021-03-31T04:02
嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2021-03-31T17:53
這ID我記住了，隔壁板看到先避開==..
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-04-02T00:38
這種掉進去的建議都賣二手。
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2021-04-03T04:47
不錯不錯 有聲音有畫面有笑給推
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-04-06T21:50
以後別人要買二手先轉這篇給他看
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-04-08T02:06
發文不附圖？
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2021-04-09T13:01
脫褲子放屁,脫衣服拉屎
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-04-12T01:45
對不起，這篇讓我大笑
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-04-13T16:14
噁....pass
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-04-15T21:39
怎沒照片吧
David avatar
By David
at 2021-04-16T00:57
記得標註女用機 一堆肥宅搶著要
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-04-19T00:46
透明
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-04-19T13:11
快被推文們笑死
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-04-21T16:41
推文超壞 以後不敢買二手了
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2021-04-23T05:14
是我不會撿......
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-04-23T23:34
嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-04-28T10:50
不知道能不能用 但可以幫你默哀XDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2021-04-29T23:57
還好我耳機不買二手的
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2021-05-03T09:15
幹
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-05-05T07:54
售二手正妹大便機 會有人買嗎
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-05-10T02:29
是我就直接沖掉了
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2021-05-11T11:32
嘔嘔嘔嘔歐嘔嘔
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-14T07:39
噁爆
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-05-19T00:51
AirPoos 我笑死

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