有沒有iphone6很沒sense的八卦？ - iOS

By Zenobia
at 2014-09-10T17:37

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1K3zPg6K ]

作者: double21 (我不是小屁兒) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有iphone6很沒sense的八卦？
時間: Wed Sep 10 12:41:10 2014

※ 引述《starcraftiii (星海爭霸三)》之銘言：
: 結論: 賈伯斯的黃金比例破實被打破了,但是原則沒有違反,科技在進步
: 又再一次看到APPLE軟硬體整合的實力真的全世界最強這無話可說
: 連我爸媽習慣買便宜安卓機的使用者,現在都跳來用iPhone了...
: 確實以數據上來說,價格是很大的購買誘因,再來是使用習慣
: 總之,android還是個很棒的平台,有兩個平台互相競爭
: 才能讓消費者可以用到越來越好用的產品
幹身為Jobs果粉，昨天這場發表會真的看的很難過，

Cook只會在那邊Amazing...It's really cool....It's so cool
是在Cool三小你老師啦
後Jobs時代，蘋果改成不同的主管輪流上來報告
但是，幹，每個都穿的有夠宅，T-shirt牛仔褲的
講話也是，好幾個沒有抑揚頓挫
有啦，發現自己講的很無聊，就會接一句 It's really cool!
幹，看完之後要睡了，耳邊還一直出現It's really cool
以前Jobs是傳教大會，昨天這場看起來只像直銷大會，
要不要再請所有主管上台揮藍鑽會員的大旗阿？

穿著也很有問題，今天要賣的是高級錶咧!!
這些主管如果走出會場，還以為是微軟來旁聽
Jobs至少也是穿三宅一生的黑色高級毛衣，演講的人的感覺也很重要

近幾年找來的，都是一堆遊戲產業的宅宅上台解說，越來越不潮惹

如果是Jobs做簡報，應該會是這樣：

1. 展示目前的手錶，能彰顯身分地位，但是很原始，資訊有限

2. 展示目前的智慧型手錶，把缺點全部拿出來酸一輪，手指擋住螢幕，看不清楚資訊
充電充很久，用幾天之後，丟在家裡沒人用

3. 跟大家說，我們想了很久，這之間是否能產生一種產品，解決所有問題

4. 一定要說"我們不是要做一支手錶，我們要做一種device，重新定義腕帶裝置"

5. (以上流程十分鐘完全沒有圖片，掌聲就一堆)

6. (因為實際上這隻手錶蠻厚的，所以要先說有哪些主要功能，
讓你感覺跟手機裝了一樣多東西，卻只有這麼大)

"這個裝置，我們讓他跑iOS (現場掌聲)，可以跑各種你喜歡的apps!"
(正確來說，是改過的OS，但就跟當年的iPhoneOS一出來先說是OSX一樣)

7. 你的手機有多大？iPhone這麼大隻，總會有些時候沒有手拿手機

8. 我們做的是，人類歷史上沒有人做過的挑戰，把一支手機完整的功能縮小到一個裝置
卻使用的是全新的介面，讓他不會難以使用

9. (慢慢拉起袖子)這個就是 Apple watch 襪曲~~!!

不要從影片介紹，從生活之中介紹，是Jobs最厲害的部分
果然成為過去，真難過

上次Mac Pro的骨灰罈，其實是從工業電腦的散熱技術傳承過來的立體設計
其實是近年來最革命的創新
這都沒強調，一直強調表面看到的骨灰罈有多正點
弄一個神祕的影片
乍看之下很酷，但就已經失去了精神了，唉

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真的是老賈再世阿這篇~~~

嗚嗚T_T

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Tags: iOS

All Comments

By Andrew
at 2014-09-14T17:39

介紹手錶的，很有工程師宅宅的fu..

By Harry
at 2014-09-19T05:34

看完你的簡介害我很想買一隻…

By Gilbert
at 2014-09-21T08:19

幹，賈柏斯，是你？

By Michael
at 2014-09-25T23:15

同意設計感是騙不了人的

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-09-27T22:47

大家都同意Jobs，但沒有人理解他

By Heather
at 2014-09-28T12:57

你的簡報好有feel哦！

By Rosalind
at 2014-10-01T17:42

厲害果真是老果粉

By Caroline
at 2014-10-03T16:15

...有畫面

By Hedy
at 2014-10-06T17:51

都被你說完了

By Belly
at 2014-10-10T13:55

0.　不經意的拉起針織毛衣的袖子看幾點了，全場起立拍手

By Sarah
at 2014-10-12T19:42

4s已經是最高遺作了

By Audriana
at 2014-10-14T06:05

Mac Pro真的很創新，可惜它太小眾

By Daniel
at 2014-10-18T17:20

你是他徒弟喔講得有聲有色

By Freda
at 2014-10-19T20:16

APPLE已死

By Charlie
at 2014-10-22T05:36

真的老賈的簡報很強

By Wallis
at 2014-10-26T17:08

你昨晚觀落陰問過老賈逆

By Christine
at 2014-10-28T11:17

你就是老賈吧簡報有夠強XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Una
at 2014-10-31T10:08

你要不要去apple應徵看看XDDD

By Selena
at 2014-11-05T06:32

It's really cool!!

By Mia
at 2014-11-08T13:57

老賈你回來了？

By Valerie
at 2014-11-10T07:38

柏斯~是你?

By Tracy
at 2014-11-13T15:01

賈伯斯會酸其他品牌!?但他簡報真的很強

By Aaliyah
at 2014-11-14T22:16

你就是賈伯斯吧別騙我了

By Ina
at 2014-11-19T09:02

同意!昨天根本像自high直銷大會，跟Jobs的時候氣氛完全不同

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-23T23:17

懷念老賈

By Yedda
at 2014-11-24T12:18

手錶那段看到想睡，還是擺在台上由工程宅示範。

By Dinah
at 2014-11-29T02:25

以前是分享-狂熱-信徒大會現在真的只剩那顆蘋果

By Robert
at 2014-11-30T04:42

認同傳教大會變成直銷大會

By Jacob
at 2014-12-01T23:22

叫德莫尼克回來吧找回apple精神

By Margaret
at 2014-12-06T20:26

認同傳教跟直銷差不多。直銷只是讓你入教

By Adele
at 2014-12-09T10:54

雖然不是果粉但你講得也太傳神了你講得我會考慮

By Lydia
at 2014-12-13T15:29

By Christine
at 2014-12-17T09:44

真果粉，跟只會炫耀果然有差！

By Robert
at 2014-12-18T11:08

更，你觀落陰喔（拜

By Gary
at 2014-12-20T23:51

想買你所說的 XDDD

By Faithe
at 2014-12-22T18:36

你昨晚夢到老賈齁

By Doris
at 2014-12-23T12:43

昨天宅宅不戴在手上操作，在桌上用二手操作，感覺就很怪..

By Irma
at 2014-12-25T15:27

看了快睡著

By Eartha
at 2014-12-26T02:57

乾！！真的很傳神！

By Linda
at 2014-12-26T12:11

手錶的示範竟然是放在桌上應該要戴在手上啊

By Enid
at 2014-12-29T06:38

沒錯，手錶放在桌上操作，超級智障的

By Belly
at 2015-01-02T20:02

有笑有推

By Anthony
at 2015-01-04T21:31

By Elma
at 2015-01-06T20:34

老賈你回來了嗎

By Frederica
at 2015-01-10T16:25

你不錯耶～很有畫面

By Elvira
at 2015-01-13T01:41

有畫面 XDDD

By Daniel
at 2015-01-15T22:12

看到手錶放在桌上兩手用就快笑死人了

By Mason
at 2015-01-20T00:35

賈伯斯，是你?

By Tom
at 2015-01-20T16:09

應該整場都直接能用Watch去控制才屌阿

By Michael
at 2015-01-24T00:24

可以叫你假鼻斯嗎

By Harry
at 2015-01-28T13:22

你害我想買了XDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-01-30T02:09

你贏了我第一次有想買蘋果產品的feel

By Damian
at 2015-02-03T16:50

所以呢?

By Thomas
at 2015-02-04T13:06

推你。

By Gilbert
at 2015-02-07T16:12

有昨天發表會的影片嗎XD

By Quanna
at 2015-02-10T04:07

job

By Puput
at 2015-02-14T18:53

甲是你?

By John
at 2015-02-19T04:45

s托夢給你嗎？

By Tom
at 2015-02-19T07:55

你的簡報讓人心動惹~~~~

By David
at 2015-02-21T23:31

賈伯斯是你!?

By Sandy
at 2015-02-25T22:20

想買了XDDDD

By Ethan
at 2015-02-26T12:44

甲伯斯跟你託夢了

By Una
at 2015-03-02T10:54

請問你去哪觀洛陰的XD

By Elizabeth
at 2015-03-03T23:10

你贏了。想買。

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-03-07T09:11

好奇原PO現在拿那隻iphone?

By Isla
at 2015-03-10T08:29

不愧是113 沒有白念

By Brianna
at 2015-03-15T03:26

我早就說 jobs 沒死 ~~~ hi, jobs

By Damian
at 2015-03-17T03:07

哈哈哈哈哈

By Olivia
at 2015-03-19T13:32

我信你

By Rosalind
at 2015-03-23T03:26

好專業喔

By Cara
at 2015-03-24T09:23

老賈以前的確是這種口氣...你應該是本人吧?

By Gary
at 2015-03-27T21:52

模仿達人

By James
at 2015-04-01T05:40

伯斯是你？

By Agatha
at 2015-04-04T20:34

Jobs的鋪陳無人能及

By Leila
at 2015-04-06T01:15

你寫到我都起立鼓掌了

By Poppy
at 2015-04-09T03:42

賈伯是你?

By Hedwig
at 2015-04-11T11:11

看到我想鼓掌了

By Mia
at 2015-04-14T14:28

甲粉

By Steve
at 2015-04-17T17:28

太神啦，神韻整個有到位!

By Hardy
at 2015-04-20T22:47

一堆理工真的就是不會說話所以無法領導

By Madame
at 2015-04-24T01:15

你是不是都和賈伯斯觀落陰XDD

By Christine
at 2015-04-27T15:07

還有個國外嘲諷到翻的圍巾男超不潮的

By Steve
at 2015-05-01T19:11

幹...你是賈伯斯吧?

By Lydia
at 2015-05-05T12:31

老賈你回來了?

By Callum
at 2015-05-08T09:34

老賈~ 遊艇還舒適嗎？

By Harry
at 2015-05-13T03:35

XDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2015-05-15T08:04

This is rally coooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!

By Edwina
at 2015-05-15T18:59

你是在觀落陰什麼啦

By Zenobia
at 2015-05-18T17:01

你好強！XD

By Enid
at 2015-05-23T16:43

老賈你歸位吧你

By Ula
at 2015-05-25T13:09

你就是Jobs吧已跪

By Oliver
at 2015-05-26T00:56

阿不就很甲

By Valerie
at 2015-05-28T09:09

超有畫面

By Kyle
at 2015-05-31T13:53

有點強耶你

By Isla
at 2015-06-04T03:01

同校推!!!y

By Oliver
at 2015-06-05T06:49

Jobs?是你?

By Iris
at 2015-06-06T21:50

超屌！

By Doris
at 2015-06-07T22:11

推

By Cara
at 2015-06-10T07:43

推這樣才對 iPhone第一代發表會真的是經典

By Andrew
at 2015-06-12T20:53

好傳神啊有那個感覺

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-13T11:35

It's amazingly cooool

By Erin
at 2015-06-14T09:58

你贏了

By Emma
at 2015-06-16T04:31

Fu*ling cooooooooooooooooooooool

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-06-17T21:58

好強老賈歸位了

By Kristin
at 2015-06-19T03:01

http://ppt.cc/fzdG 記者抄了

By Linda
at 2015-06-24T03:00

Cook 絕對不是 Jobs !!

By Eartha
at 2015-06-24T09:15

Hi Apple, knife!

By Victoria
at 2015-06-28T11:18

Cook 的強項不是在簡報，而是像 Gianfranco Lanci

By Elma
at 2015-07-02T22:15

老賈中路是你？

By Margaret
at 2015-07-06T03:36

你的名字裡一定有 Jobs

By Ula
at 2015-07-06T12:17

強

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-07T02:02

you good

By Jake
at 2015-07-09T04:47

推

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-11T04:55

賈大頓

By Hedda
at 2015-07-15T15:03

強!!

By Dinah
at 2015-07-19T03:40

假伯斯是你?

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-19T17:10

假伯斯是你!?

By Emma
at 2015-07-23T13:18

我剛剛點進去看，已經有ID跟出處了

By Tracy
at 2015-07-26T11:46

你怎麼不上去講勒講得我都要掉眼淚了

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-27T08:07

我覺得這次Cook表現有比較外放了啦，前幾場在舞台上講話平

By David
at 2015-07-30T12:40

淡無奇，聽了會想睡覺，但是這次他的講話方式有比整前更能

By Kyle
at 2015-08-01T16:35

帶動氣氛，不過鋪梗技巧還是老賈一世啊

By Queena
at 2015-08-03T11:17

想到之前微軟發表會也是一直Amazing,Cool,Awesome...

By Freda
at 2015-08-06T16:29

結果就是整個場面冷得要死

By Donna
at 2015-08-08T19:55

這篇不錯XDDD

By Lauren
at 2015-08-12T02:42

這篇很中肯啊XD

By Rae
at 2015-08-13T15:24

靠腰，雷軍現在就這樣 XD

By Ethan
at 2015-08-15T02:30

推你自嗨一哥cook

By Eden
at 2015-08-19T18:03

哈哈哈。讚

By Genevieve
at 2015-08-23T15:20

is you steve?

By Madame
at 2015-08-28T07:16

你要不要去應徵啊！

By Rosalind
at 2015-08-28T19:45

講到賈神就高潮，沒人逼你看發表會吧

By Puput
at 2015-09-02T04:51

乾老賈顯靈

By Megan
at 2015-09-04T03:27

太有畫面了XDDDD 發表以來最值得推這篇

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-06T00:08

神話賈？別再消費他了

By Caitlin
at 2015-09-06T20:30

Cool

By Eartha
at 2015-09-11T12:53

太神啦

By Hardy
at 2015-09-12T14:03

看了這篇就想買了

By Una
at 2015-09-16T23:29

帥氣

By Leila
at 2015-09-19T05:57

有崩潰有推黃金比例回不去了

By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-20T14:14

說實話他有把這模式用在Apple Pay…個人猜因為手錶不支援

By Frederica
at 2015-09-21T15:35

難道你是JOkerbiBS

By Donna
at 2015-09-26T14:50

Airplay所以阿宅才這樣搞！？

By Eden
at 2015-09-28T02:11

哀賈伯斯死的太早了

By Regina
at 2015-09-29T03:55

伯斯原來是你

By Zanna
at 2015-10-03T00:45

朝聖推有老賈味道 XD

By Donna
at 2015-10-04T23:35

Cool!!!

By Ula
at 2015-10-05T17:02

只要螢幕夠大就夠了吧

By Quintina
at 2015-10-10T06:38

昨天示範手錶那傢伙有夠宅

By Candice
at 2015-10-12T02:01

髪型衣服眼鏡語氣，簡直完美星戰宅

By Mason
at 2015-10-13T06:00

厲害

By George
at 2015-10-14T02:11

老賈附身!? XD

By Zanna
at 2015-10-17T14:57

老賈快上台去

By Kelly
at 2015-10-19T01:56

娘子賈伯斯回來啦!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-10-19T11:33

朝聖推!

By Margaret
at 2015-10-21T23:48

好像阿XDD

By Lily
at 2015-10-26T00:38

賈伯斯看了昨天發表會從墳墓裡面爬出來啦!!

By Damian
at 2015-10-27T03:52

Jobs你好

By Valerie
at 2015-10-30T07:48

很有畫面

By Caitlin
at 2015-10-31T21:24

賈伯司在世

By Callum
at 2015-11-03T13:24

真●果迷

By Candice
at 2015-11-07T17:49

http://ppt.cc/hAlG 來吧，老賈發表第一代iphone

By William
at 2015-11-08T02:45

幹... 講的我都想買了

By Lily
at 2015-11-08T05:37

看完你的講解。真是it's really cool.

By Jack
at 2015-11-10T02:00

看完我都想買了

By Thomas
at 2015-11-11T00:12

想買+1

By Doris
at 2015-11-12T03:46

你是賈伯斯？

By Enid
at 2015-11-13T05:46

XDD

By Jacob
at 2015-11-16T04:29

幹，真果粉比起一堆看到標識就高潮的好太多了猛!

By Rachel
at 2015-11-16T14:57

XDD re-invent re-design re-think innovation

By Jake
at 2015-11-17T13:27

Hi 假伯斯 XD

By Caroline
at 2015-11-21T02:14

這錶必須買！！

By Olive
at 2015-11-21T21:22

以前真的是外星科技現在就是已知科技真的差很多！

By Belly
at 2015-11-22T11:59

我開始相信你了

By Lily
at 2015-11-22T19:17

聽老賈介紹真的會想入教但昨晚我聽到睡著...

By Eden
at 2015-11-27T09:59

不得不同意你啊!!介紹的產品的人真的很重要!!!

By Catherine
at 2015-11-29T21:45

有神快拜！

By Noah
at 2015-12-02T07:37

推!

By Zanna
at 2015-12-02T16:36

畫面都出來了，你好強XDDDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2015-12-05T15:37

可惜還是只能在PTT當宅宅，給箭頭，洗洗睡了，乖

By Charlie
at 2015-12-08T06:11

你好強啊!!

By Thomas
at 2015-12-08T19:51

去看看雷軍差不多就是這樣...

By Lauren
at 2015-12-13T11:16

超有畫面的！！

By William
at 2015-12-16T09:04

太神啦！！引人入勝。

By Joe
at 2015-12-20T11:31

下次發表會就靠你惹大大

By James
at 2015-12-22T16:20

幹真的,記得看他發表都會比較其他廠拿出來狂酸一頓

By Anthony
at 2015-12-26T06:33

已跪

By Adele
at 2015-12-29T14:11

老賈當年發表初代愛鳳時說要重新發明手機~超霸氣!

By David
at 2016-01-01T20:54

大推!好有畫面感!

By Ula
at 2016-01-03T05:33

超屌

By Frederica
at 2016-01-06T01:58

賈伯斯，是你？

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-06T16:41

快去應徵apple發言人!!

By Yuri
at 2016-01-07T23:14

你是老賈轉生的吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-08T21:33

推，昨天的發表會根本自嗨直銷大會

By Olive
at 2016-01-13T15:54

雖然覺得一直緬懷已故之人無濟於事，但是這篇挺有點的^^

By Queena
at 2016-01-17T14:06

One more thing呢?

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-19T04:58

太神了啦!!!

By Damian
at 2016-01-23T16:14

One more thing, kerbi is back as Steve Jobs!!!

By Dinah
at 2016-01-28T07:48

老賈回來了！！！！！！！

By Megan
at 2016-01-31T16:02

太強了

By Quintina
at 2016-02-02T19:17

老賈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Caroline
at 2016-02-03T16:25

老賈，您回來了！

By Rosalind
at 2016-02-07T19:28

朝聖推…你下次觀落音可以問問什麼時候換執行長嗎?

By Ina
at 2016-02-09T09:13

穢土轉生！

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